#dumbfanficmoments

• "u must be special if niall shared his food with u" sorry I didn't realize international pop star niall horan was starved
• "I am a Secret from the world. I am Allison Payne, yes Liam Payne's Secret sister." No stfu
• bumping into international pop star harry styles with no security at a starbucks 17 seconds later oops you're in love
• you work at nandos and geuss who walks in demanding some peri peri chicken with a side of you
• "tongues fighting for dominance" excuse me since when was this a WWE fanfic
• "I think I recognize him from some where.." that's probably because he's in the biggest boyband in the world you dipshit
• beginning of the story: your parents die Then u move to London and live downstairs from One Direction.
• louis is always obsessed with carrots and niall acts like a starving child from africa its embarrassing
• when parents aren't even mentioned in any part of the fanfic so like the characters are all livin la vida loca
• "I put on some dark wash high waist bedazzled shorts and a slinky red top as I curled my long hair and put on makeup."
• when Niall calls you princess every second "hey princess I love you princess aw princess ur so pretty ur my princess"
• "zayn if you dont get the fuck out of bed i will take all of your mirrors and all of your hair produ- IM UP" like can you fucking stop thanks
• "Oh you don't have a place to live? well strange girl we just met randomly in the mall who's also a fan come on tour with us! yup just leave your school life and family and shit and we'll take you in i'm sure you're not crazy i mean you're just a directioner."